Posts Tagged ‘Work’

Today I embarked on yet another magical journey to a wonderful sex toy party! As if I really need anymore toys or accessories! Of course I really just needed a day to go have fun since I have been working about 6-7 days a week… (YES, I did get the job at Payless for those of you wondering)

So anyways, I have always really enjoyed the concept of Slumber Parties an naturally since I am always ranting and writing about sex, most of those around me have pushed for me to get into it- so I have finally decided that I am going to do just that! I am pretty damn excited! (Of course I have a funny feeling that my grandmother is going to be my biggest customer and that’s a bit disturbing, but hey)

I apologize for being dead lately and that this post will be a tad short except for some extra paid blogging below, but I wanted to check in and let my readers know what’s been going on. Also, don;t forget to enter the contest for my birthday and buy a layout from me, because well, I am awesome

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For those of you living in or around Dallas, Texas, why not check out Splurge Hair Salon. The Splurge hair salon dallas has a great team of premier designers ranging in all area’s of specialty to give you the best possible salon experience. Not only will you leave with a great new hair style, but a great surge of confidence as well.

So as some of you may or may not know, I am a Product Demonstrator. In other words, I do the fucking samples. Yah samples! So anywho, we have a contract with Wal-Mart and I have a little bright idea’s sign on my cart and all- BUT I DO NOT WORK FOR WAL-MART! And apparently the other day some fucking banana epidemic broke out where everyone decided they were all into banana’s and shit and Wal-Mart ran out. I thought people went coo-coo over Coco Puffs,but you know shit’s going badly when old women in their mobile scooters are fighting over a few single banana’s left on the shelf.

So of course I would be interrupted over the course of my 6 hour shift by durranged Wally World customers throwing tantrums over some damn banana’s. Martins is right up the road you know? I am sure they have banana’s eh? Look, I am just trying to sell some coffee, k? No I do not know why the hell they are out and excuse my rudeness but do I look like the fucking Chiquita Banana Lady to you??? And yes, I am rude, now take some fucking coffee or get the hell out of my face!

For clarification please see below:

The picture to left, that is the Chiquita Banana Lady, to the right is me, clearly NOT the Chiquita Banana Lady.

Ooo also I want to let you guys know that all my talking about sex and vag’s has finally paid off. You can read me now at Eden Cafe, Sexy Time and Babies. I’m still no Sue Johanson, but it’s a step closer.

And I think I’ll leave on this note:

Especially since they’d be 30% off.

Today I had my interview with Payless. I was really hoping to get one for the Este’ Lauder girl at the Bon Ton, but I guess beggars can’t be choosers. I was actually kind of pumped for Payless after I got to thinking about it. I’m not too keen on some of their shoes but they do carry American Eagle, so there’s hope for them yet. Kristy, the manager, was highly impressed with my long line of customer service.  I supposed I could get used to selling shoes..

Short post tonight, I’ve got finals this week >.< Wish me luck!