Posts Tagged ‘bandwagon’

…I am definitely that annoying bitch in the back row going “When the hell does this show get better or end!?”

I’ve never exactly been an optimist.

So I stopped jerking around and decided it was time to get the show on the road, aka: bought a domain so that WordPress and I could continue our love affair (shhh…). I have also noticed that I am not hip or cool in lieu of my lateness on the “diet” bandwagon, which I should have plopped my ass down on a loooong time ago. I am such a procrastinator.

And, since we are on the subject of bandwagons, does anyone know when the sexy time bandwagon will be coming back around? I seemed to have delved into the “I am not getting any” bunch and stuck wondering – HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN!! I somehow managed to go from having sex like a damn jack rabbit to looking at my vagina after a shower, head down in shame, sighing like a loony. I am struggling with the thought that another week of this vanginous torture, might provoke some SERIOUS repercussions, i.e.: cobwebs in the happy zone.