Posts Tagged ‘bad girls’

Today I wondered- “If I fall asleep during sex now, what does 50 look like?’ Then I screamed inside my head, thought about crying, but instead laughed and tinkled a bit in my pants. (I think the defaulty bladder comes from motherhood, but that’s a whole different issue!)

I’ve cracked on the idea of one partner falling asleep, but when they both do it- almost in sync, that’s when it becomes worryful.  It’s sad, being so exhausted to the point where you are woohoo-ing and then BANG! you are out like a light. Doing this twice makes me wonder if either of our flames are even still flickering, let alone burning.

To be honest, I never truly thought about a point occurring in my life where I’d really be too tired to get into some serious sexing. Of course that was long before I actually did anything in my life other than fucking. Perhaps I should learn to better plan ahead. For those of you who are still sexing it up on a regular basis all wide-eyed and busy tailed, good for you. For the rest of you who are finding yourself in the same non-rocking boat or one that only slightly rocks, you are not alone. I can’t promise it’ll get better but at least you know there are other poor bastards out there not enjoying their lack of sex either.

On a non sexual note: WHAT THE HELL IS AN IGLOO RESERVATION?!!? Of course this question comes from a conversation of which was overheard at my local Wal-mart. I consulted my good friend Urban D. but it just said “Sorry, no entry for Igloo Reservation yet.” Poo.  I am open to any and all interpretations you may have of this, so perhaps I can compile an answer together and the next poor bastard searching for “Igloo Reservation” will know what in the hell it is.

Maybe it’s like uh…like small village of like those snow houses and uh…like the like snow people..uh like live there..

As quoted by [delete] a short blonde, wearing a prissy outfit, chewing gum, texting on her phone, smiling uncontrollably [/delete] one of those retarded fucking “like” valley girl types.

If anyone knows how to decode valley girl talk please let me know, I have not the time nor the want for a headache from reading that shit anymore than I have to- it’s bad enough I had to hear it first hand.

Lexie On the Fight

The Bad Girls Club | MySpace Video

Seriously! Like O.M.G, that’s what I am talking about. Lexie poo, please either crawl in a dark hole or educate yourself by expanding your vocabulary and ruling out “like” as much as possible. K, thanks!