So, in lieu of my 21st birthday which is coming up- April 14th, I am taking myself to D.C for the weekend where Saturday night I’ll be celebrating my coming of legal alcohol consumption age with the wonderful Maxie and some other peeps as well.

In order to raise some funds for my piggy bank, to ensure that I don’t have to be frugal and can be carelessly spending my money on beer and hookers  I am offering up some layouts for $6 dollars, WordPress or Blogger.  You can visit Four-Fourteen.org to see some of my designs. Payment with be via PayPal and only once you are satisfied with your design.

Not only am I giving you an awesome deal on a layout (come on, you want one!) I am also giving prizes away to a few lucky winners! Here is how to enter and how many “raffle tickets” each are worth (tickets increase your odds btw):

1. Purchase a layout from me – 10 tickets
2. Follow me on Twitter- 1 ticket
3. Add me on FaceBook- 1 ticket
4. Fan my FaceBook Page- 2 tickets
5. Follow me- 1 ticket
6. Tweet this post- 3 tickets
7. Mention this contest in on your blog- 5 tickets
8. Comment on this post- 1 ticket
9. Every comment you post from now until April 10th- 1 ticket
10. For each dollar you donate to my PayPal- 2 tickets

Please comment below with what you did/are doing so that I can keep track I’ll also be keeping track of comments myself.

Sooo…I am sure you’d like to know what you get?

All winners and those who purchase a layout will have an add/link for their site posted here.

2 Winners will receive a $25 dollar EdenFantasys gift card.

1 Winner will receive a bag of Starbucks Pike Place Roast coffee (free shipping)

1 Winner will receive a $10 gift card from Amazon

And that’s about the gist of it, but feel free to ask questions below if need be.

I was thinking the other day about all the advice I had ever gotten, whether it be on boys, (OMG! Boys!! Yes. Those days) having a baby, going to school, or just whatever. So to honor that oh-so-shitty advice, I am now doing…

There’s no harm in just talking to him.

No you’re right, there usually isn’t much harm in talking unless you get horribly rejected and humiliated in front of the ENTIRE cafeteria. This shitty advice also doesn’t apply when he’s screwing the one girl in high school who’s life’s ambition is to take your ass down.

You don’t have to actually GO to class in college. They don’t even take attendance anyways, it’s not high school you know.

You know what, no it is not like high school because my ass didn’t have to cough up 7,000 dollars a year in tuition. Also, I apparently got the 7 professors who DO take attendance, who would have guessed!?

If you stop pestering me, I’ll come on to you and initiate sex. You just have to wait for it.

For the record, I am still waiting for this miraculous “come on” you speak of. As far as I can tell, the last time I took this advice it was three weeks without any hoo-ha action and I finally gave up and said fuck it- so much for you initiating it, huh.

Everyone shaves their arms. You’re supposed to.

1.) Fuck you!

2.) No, everyone does not fucking shave their arms..

You can say whatever you want to a cop as long as you don’t touch them or spit on them or anything.

For the person who gave me this wonderful advice, I’d like to thank you. Just to let you know, this is am major crock of shit. I spent two years on probation because I told a cop to go fuck himself (several times) and then got sent away after you gave me this advice:

If you’re on probation for something that doesn’t have to do with drugs or pot or anything they aren’t going to test you Kayla. One joint isn’t going to kill you.

You’re right, it didn’t kill me, However your horrible lack of advice peer-pressured me into smoking one and I got piss tested on a whim the next day. Thanks. I hope your cunt catches fire and you piss ashes for eternity.

Especially since they’d be 30% off.

Today I had my interview with Payless. I was really hoping to get one for the Este’ Lauder girl at the Bon Ton, but I guess beggars can’t be choosers. I was actually kind of pumped for Payless after I got to thinking about it. I’m not too keen on some of their shoes but they do carry American Eagle, so there’s hope for them yet. Kristy, the manager, was highly impressed with my long line of customer service.  I supposed I could get used to selling shoes..

Short post tonight, I’ve got finals this week >.< Wish me luck!