Archive for March, 2010

Today I embarked on yet another magical journey to a wonderful sex toy party! As if I really need anymore toys or accessories! Of course I really just needed a day to go have fun since I have been working about 6-7 days a week… (YES, I did get the job at Payless for those of you wondering)

So anyways, I have always really enjoyed the concept of Slumber Parties an naturally since I am always ranting and writing about sex, most of those around me have pushed for me to get into it- so I have finally decided that I am going to do just that! I am pretty damn excited! (Of course I have a funny feeling that my grandmother is going to be my biggest customer and that’s a bit disturbing, but hey)

I apologize for being dead lately and that this post will be a tad short except for some extra paid blogging below, but I wanted to check in and let my readers know what’s been going on. Also, don;t forget to enter the contest for my birthday and buy a layout from me, because well, I am awesome

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For those of you living in or around Dallas, Texas, why not check out Splurge Hair Salon. The Splurge hair salon dallas has a great team of premier designers ranging in all area’s of specialty to give you the best possible salon experience. Not only will you leave with a great new hair style, but a great surge of confidence as well.

So as some of you may or may not know, I am a Product Demonstrator. In other words, I do the fucking samples. Yah samples! So anywho, we have a contract with Wal-Mart and I have a little bright idea’s sign on my cart and all- BUT I DO NOT WORK FOR WAL-MART! And apparently the other day some fucking banana epidemic broke out where everyone decided they were all into banana’s and shit and Wal-Mart ran out. I thought people went coo-coo over Coco Puffs,but you know shit’s going badly when old women in their mobile scooters are fighting over a few single banana’s left on the shelf.

So of course I would be interrupted over the course of my 6 hour shift by durranged Wally World customers throwing tantrums over some damn banana’s. Martins is right up the road you know? I am sure they have banana’s eh? Look, I am just trying to sell some coffee, k? No I do not know why the hell they are out and excuse my rudeness but do I look like the fucking Chiquita Banana Lady to you??? And yes, I am rude, now take some fucking coffee or get the hell out of my face!

For clarification please see below:

The picture to left, that is the Chiquita Banana Lady, to the right is me, clearly NOT the Chiquita Banana Lady.

Ooo also I want to let you guys know that all my talking about sex and vag’s has finally paid off. You can read me now at Eden Cafe, Sexy Time and Babies. I’m still no Sue Johanson, but it’s a step closer.

And I think I’ll leave on this note:

So, in lieu of my 21st birthday which is coming up- April 14th, I am taking myself to D.C for the weekend where Saturday night I’ll be celebrating my coming of legal alcohol consumption age with the wonderful Maxie and some other peeps as well.

In order to raise some funds for my piggy bank, to ensure that I don’t have to be frugal and can be carelessly spending my money on beer and hookers  I am offering up some layouts for $6 dollars, WordPress or Blogger.  You can visit Four-Fourteen.org to see some of my designs. Payment with be via PayPal and only once you are satisfied with your design.

Not only am I giving you an awesome deal on a layout (come on, you want one!) I am also giving prizes away to a few lucky winners! Here is how to enter and how many “raffle tickets” each are worth (tickets increase your odds btw):

1. Purchase a layout from me – 10 tickets
2. Follow me on Twitter- 1 ticket
3. Add me on FaceBook- 1 ticket
4. Fan my FaceBook Page- 2 tickets
5. Follow me- 1 ticket
6. Tweet this post- 3 tickets
7. Mention this contest in on your blog- 5 tickets
8. Comment on this post- 1 ticket
9. Every comment you post from now until April 10th- 1 ticket
10. For each dollar you donate to my PayPal- 2 tickets

Please comment below with what you did/are doing so that I can keep track I’ll also be keeping track of comments myself.

Sooo…I am sure you’d like to know what you get?

All winners and those who purchase a layout will have an add/link for their site posted here.

2 Winners will receive a $25 dollar EdenFantasys gift card.

1 Winner will receive a bag of Starbucks Pike Place Roast coffee (free shipping)

1 Winner will receive a $10 gift card from Amazon

And that’s about the gist of it, but feel free to ask questions below if need be.